You always catch the wrong players.
You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.
If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, 'It wasn't in the rules.'
Hell no. When I die I want to be sick.
They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.
I don't understand these new coaches who don't drink. What do they do when they get beat?
You mean in the state?
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.