It is unfortunate to consider all lawyers as natural Satanists many are just dumb.
An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.
A van backed through my windscreen into my wife's face.
Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.