When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.
That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.
I mean, I don't write for kids.
You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.