Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn't hear them.
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.
Don't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.
You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before.
I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.
Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
It's amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn't sell theirs threw them away.
It's hard to come up with a simple definition of who you are, ... Right now, I don't think there are many common bonds across the board for the four and a half million people who live here.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
I don't know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He's done nothing.
I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.