Caitlin Moran Crush Quotations

You can crush any woman by suggesting that she's fat, not even saying the word 'fat' but just suggesting she's fat.

...there is the sheer emotional, intellectual, physical, chemical pleasure of your children. The honest truth is that the world holds no greater gratification than lying in bed with your children, putting your leg on top of them in a semi-crushing manner, while saying sternly, "You are a poo.

Flyaway, problem hair is the enemy of feminism, and was probably invented by the Man to crush Susan Sontag.