Calvin Trillin School Quotations

Kerr's Three Rules for a Successful College: Have plenty of football for the alumni, sex for the students, and parking for the faculty. If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many lawyers?

If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?

Everybody is who he was in high school.

I do remember in high school I wanted to be a disc jockey.

I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.