I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.
I was being chased by a giant crab. [Audience laughs] That's not funny.
You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.
I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.
I'm going to hell, ah... but you're laughing, so you're coming.
Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.
I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.
I'm practically crying between takes every day, we're laughing so hard.