Earl Wilson Men Quotations

An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.

Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.

Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.