George Leslie Gobelwas an American comedian and actor. He was best known as the star of his own weekly NBC television show, The George Gobel Show, which ran from 1954 to 1960... (wikipedia)
Did you ever get the feeling that the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes?
When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye.
My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.
If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
Did you ever feel as if the whole world was a tuxedo, and you were a pair of brown shoes?
Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today -- for tomorrow's gonna be bad enough as it is.
Where I play, the greens always break toward the bar.
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one