Harry Cohn Quotations

The word gratitude is not part of the Hollywood dictionary.

If I wasn't the head of a studio, who would talk to me?

I have never met a grateful performer in the movies.

I dont have ulcers, I give them

Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can't do it themselves!

I have a foolproof device for judging whether a picture is good or bad. If my fanny squirms, it's bad. If my fanny doesn't squirm, it's good.

If you must get in trouble, do it at the Chateau Marmont.