Jack O'Neill Quotations

I think the added frustration over baggage is often compounded by the smaller jets.

When you add standard weather delays and labor issues to the mix, travel can be challenging for executives traveling for business during this peak time.

The cost of providing our services isn't going to go down.

Hammond is insisting SG-1 needs a sociopolitical nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness.

Does it say 'Colonel' anywhere on my uniform?

I wish I could say I didn't owe anything to anyone. But the truth is, I wouldn't be standing here if it wasn't for the courage and support of each and every one of you. I hope I can be as good a leader as we've had in the past and as good as you deserve.

What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?

Never in the history of boredom has anyone been more bored than I am right now.

Second guessing a decision is a waste of time.

Three most important things in life, surf, surf and surf.

How many times have I told you, don't get caught by the bad guys!

The Pentagon's lost entire countries.

To be honest, I wouldn't mind one last jaunt through the old orifice.

Hypnosis. You know, I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog stuff.

I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go nuts!

I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer.

I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me... I think his name is... Homer.