Jeff Kinney People Quotations

If I were put into a college lecture hall right now and told to pay attention for 45 minutes, it would be physically impossible for me to do. I'm one of those people who believe that ADD is a gift. It's tough to manage, but if you can harness it you can do great things.

I`m basically one of the best people I know.

I don't know if this makes me a bad person or whatever, but it's hard for me to get interested in other people's vacations.

If there's one thing I learned from Rodrick, it's to set people's expectations real low so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.

Greg starts a middle school and asks: Why is "bullies" such a big PROBLEM? And says people need to shave twice a day.

But the thing I’m finding out is some people don’t really appreciate it when you’r trying to be helpful.

Well, the problem is, it's not easy for me to think of ways to improve myself, because I'm pretty much one of the best people I know.

... no matter how nice you are to some people, they'll turn their back on you the second they get the chance.

I draft on the computer. I have a really giant screen that attaches to my laptop, and then I have a humongous digital drawing tablet called a Cintiq. It sits at all different angles, and it's so big that it would take two people to move it.

The key to any good comic strip or television sitcom is to reset the board at the end of the episode because people like familiarity.