Jimmy Carr Comedy Quotations

As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing.

More people are going out to comedy shows than they were before.

The bigger the audience, the better with comedy.

My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty."

When someone close to you dies, move seats.

People with Tourettes.....What makes them tick?