Joss Whedon Vampire Quotations

Willow: (on her Halloween costume): I'm Joan of Arc. I figured we had a lot in common, seeing as how I was almost burned at the stake. And plus she had that close relationship with God. " Xander: [to Oz] And you are...? [Oz shows a name tag that says 'GOD'] Xander: Of course. Wish I'd thought of that before I put down my deposit. I could've been God. Oz: Blasphemer.

Angelus: Now that's everything, huh? No weapons... No friends...No hope. Take all that away... and what's left? Buffy: Me.

If every vampire who said he was at The Crucifixion, was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock . . .

In every generation there is a chosen one. She alone will stand against the vampires the demons and the forces of darkness. She is the slayer.

There are some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense." "Well, actually, that would be one of the five.

Cordelia: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan. Oz: We attack the Mayor with hummus. Cordelia: I stand corrected. Oz: Just keeping things in perspective.

The hardest thing in this world, is to live in it.

If the apocalypse comes...beep me!

Every vampire fiction reinvents vampires to its own needs. You take what you want.

Bottom line is, even if you see 'em coming, you're not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So what are we, helpless? Puppets? No. The big moments are gonna come. You can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are.