Kevin McDonald Quotations

So the laughs had to come from the character, not because we had balloons in our shirts or were speaking in high voices. That was very important to us.

You know, I've never seen South Park, just by coincidence.

I can't explain it, but spiritually it makes sense - though I don't understand how it does make sense.

Oh, completely liberating because even if you don't do a woman right, you just have to put on high heels a wig, a bra and a dress, and I feel liberated.

We end the show with something that's never been on TV because it was too big for a sketch but we couldn't stretch it out to make a whole episode because it would have been too long, but we always thought it was really good.

Of course Toronto might as well be Buffalo, because we get each other's TV.

Well... Actually I got picked because I was the only one who fit the wedding gown - they had my size.

I feel that I'm sort of playing me but more feminine, and to me more feminine means smarter.

I would also would have liked the part of the Bus Driver.

What I always say is that we're the illegitimate children of Andy Kaufman and Jerry Lewis.

And we know Bruce Campbell from way back, so that was a lot of fun.

Anything that was perverse and silly would be Kids in the Hall.

He sort of gets comic moments. Not a lot of directors do.

I had to learn how to drive because I didn't drive in Toronto.

We always thought that we'd go on from the show to have a career in movies.

We never thought the first movie would bomb.

Yes, they allowed us to play around a lot because, like we said, the director's such a good comedy director.

We had been talking with Sen. Sears about malpractice reform. The driver is safety, not economics ? we want to create an environment to encourage internal reporting.

Since 1980, we've lost about 30 to 40 percent of our open space.

Mr. Blik is Moe, Waffle is more like Curly and Gordon would be the Scottish stooge ? if there was a Scottish stooge,

Right now, it's an adjustment for everybody, ... Because the officials have never called it this strict and the players have never had it called this strict.

I think the biggest evaluation is he's working hard. He wants to do whatever it takes to get back to the NHL as soon as possible. It takes time. The team is going through a tough stretch right now ... a lot of quality shots. But we're confident that he's going to turn this around quick. We know that he's doing everything he can under his control work ethic-wise to turn it around.

I stunk as a player, ... Facing those guys, I knew what a pro player looked like, and I knew I wasn't going to be one.

To be a leader means remembering our obligation to service and doing something for the community. That's one big thing that I've gotten out of all of this.

We of course had big plans to change everything because we wanted to be like a rock band, like the Black Crows, do a different set every night.

We were really proud of it, and we wanted to pull a Mary Tyler Moore and quit while we were still ahead and the quality was still good.

We're doing 3,000 seaters before that we never played anything more than 1,000.

Think about it seriously. If you don't stay on top of it, you could harm your children. It takes dedication and willingness to do it and stick with it.

It would be nice to get the Scouts back in there.

The term they're using is, it's OK to push but not punish,

It made me realize how many (homeless) there are. You see them everywhere and you look at them, but you don't realize the things that they might have gone through and how many people there are.

Then he went out and scored a hat trick and backed it up,

It's sort of endemic of these public-private things.

Everyone is asking how long they're going to maintain it. Will it be the same in the playoffs? My opinion is it will be consistent from now until the last game of the playoffs.

I'm very fortunate to be in this position, ... It means someone thinks I can do it.

In the long run, it will be good,

By the third season, the writing and the acting were at their peak. We were doing so much of both that we were probably better than we had ever been. I don't think any class can teach you acting or writing better than actually doing both, day in and day out.