Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!' 'Goodness had nothing to do with it'.
I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
March isn't the only thing that's in like a lion and out like a lamb.
Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one.
A man's kiss is his signature.
An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Give a man free hands, and you'll know where to find them.
Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
I've been in more laps than a napkin.
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
To err is human, but it feels divine.
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.
Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.