Mae West Sassy Quotations

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? (She made this remark in February 1936, at the railway station in Los Angeles upon her return from Chicago, when a Los Angeles police officer was assigned to escort her home)

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.