A reputable lawyer will advise you to keep out of the law, make the best of a foolish bargain, and not get caught again.
I was young and foolish then; now I am old and foolisher.
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four..
If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be.
I was young and foolish then; now I am old and foolish
You have heretofore found out, by my teachings, that man is a fool; you are now aware that woman is a damned fool.
Tis Better to Sit there and LOOK the fool, than to open your mouth and prove it.
Children and fools always speak the truth
The man who isn't a pessimist is a damned fool.
Who would find out that I am a natural fool if I kept always cool and never let nature come to the surface? Nobody.
If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out.
But old fools is the biggest fools there is.
Wit and Humor -- if any difference, it is in duration -- lightning and electric light. Same material, apparently; but one is vivid, and can do damage -- the other fools along and enjoys elaboration.
Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.
The conviction of the rich that the poor are happier is no more foolish than the conviction of the poor that the rich are.