Mark Twain Smoking Quotations

I have stopped smoking now and then, for a few months at a time, but it was not on principle, it was only to show off; it was to pulverize those critics who said I was a slave to my habits and couldn't break my bonds.

If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won''t go.

Quitting smoking is easy. I've done it a thousand times.

To stop smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know; I've done it a thousand times.

More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.

I was warned to stop smoking, which I did, for two or three days, but it was too lonesome, and I have resumed - in a modified way - 4 smokes a day instead of 40. This will have a good effect. On the bank balance.

I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.

If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.

Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.

As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake.

I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.

It is easier to stay out than get out.

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.

To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did, I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times.