Mickey Rivers American Athlete Quotations

I've been doing my two and a half miles every day and I've gained two pounds. My stomach is getting smaller but my butt's getting bigger.

He was lost out there. He was the lost Mohegan.

He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask.

I felt alone out there, like I was on a desert island. I felt like Gilligan.

I was eating too well and getting too much rest. I take my old lady dancing every night now. Doin' the bump keeps your legs in shape.