Pat Paulsen People Quotations

People come up to me in bars and on street corners and they say to me, 'Hey, Paulsen, have you got any change?'

Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing.

I like to pour my wines for people. I watch their eyes, I can see what they'll like. Most people say they don't like dry wine because they haven't had a dry wine that's clean and fruity, instead of a big, oaky thing.

Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar.

You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can only make a monkey out of the voters every four years!

Only 10 percent of the people in the U.S. like dry wines. You shouldn't get down on people just because they like a little sugar.