My parents were teetotalers and my grandparents were - it's all the way back. It's New English puritanical tradition.
My love of computers, besides being practical, is very direct and visceral. I love the way things look on the screen.
A two-party system is way too good for those two parties.
A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.'
Trey Parker did 'Book of Mormon.' It's the best Broadway show I've ever seen. He does 'South Park.' It's wonderful.
There never was a God. 'God is dead' is a halfway measure I won't go with.
Barack Obama is way smarter than Bush - so way, way smarter than me. Obama is way more charismatic than me.
I believe that the best way to become an atheist is to read the bible
God works in mysterious, inefficient, and breathtakingly cruel ways
Religion cannot and should not be replaced by atheism. Religion needs to go away and not be replaced by anything. Atheism is not a religion. It's the absence of religion, and that's a wonderful thing.