He was very much at home in the TV studio or on stage live anywhere; that is where he really lived. And, you know what, it was never a chore for him. It was never nerve-racking. He was always so completely prepared by his tremendous organization that he had put together,
I'm the woman who used to think that middle-age spread was a cocktail dip.
Comedy is tragedy revisited.
Comedy is tragedy revisited or hostility. It is mock hostility, of course, or it would be ugly; we would have a war.
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
[On plastic surgery:] When I die, God won't know me. There are no two parts of my body the same age.
Just the other day I said to Fang, "Don't you think we've got a storybook romance?" and he said, "Yes, and every page is ripped.
I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the rear.
The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.