Phyllis Diller Mom Quotations

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.