I called my pilot 2 weeks before I flew and asked him, I...

I called my pilot 2 weeks before I flew and asked him, I don't want to get sick, what should I eat? He said, Peanut Butter. I said, If I eat peanut butter then I won't get sick? He said, no, but it tastes the same comin' up as it does goin' down.

Bill Engvall Quote About Sick, Doe, Want: I Called My Pilot 2...

Quotes from famous authors

Popular tags & topics