Abdomen Quotations

My strength comes from my abdomen. It's the center of gravity and the source of real power.

I was determined to experience the birth, and I am so scared at the thought of having my abdomen cut open. So I was lucky that the birth went very smoothly.

Finn whispered, "What has a head, thorax, and abdomen, but stands six feet tall?" "A snowman?

If you lay a hand on me I'll ram your testicles so far up inside your abdomen it'll take a heart surgeon to get them out.

How do you know if your child is a writer? Your obstetrician holds his stethoscope to your abdomen and only hears excuses.

There is no good word for stomach; just as there is no good word for girlfriend. Stomach is to girlfriend as belly is to lover, and as abdomen is to consort, and as middle is to petite amie.