Yeah, arrest that man on the crime of having 8 Chicken McNuggets stuck up his arse.
Having just had a baby, I'm not going to be thinking about my arse.
I do ride a bicycle occasionally, but not those stupid stationary ones you see in gyms. I do have one of those, I must confess, but its quite literally a pain in the arse, so I dont use it.
I'll tell you what pressure is. Pressure is a Messerschmitt up your arse. Playing cricket is not.
If his Majesty is resolved to have my head, he may make a whistle of my arse if he pleases.
Whoever designed this frigging map was having a laugh. Just around the corner, my arse.
A Duke couldn't have the arse hanging out of his trousers when meeting foreign diplomats. Actually even plain old Sam Vimes never had the arse hanging out of his trousers, either, but no one would have actually started a war if he had.
Now I'm not an expert at mathematics, but I calculated it would take at least three of me to take on one third of one of them, even if they were attacking me with just their arse.
The only thing I get from the theatre is a sore arse.
As for Gordon Brown - I've described him and Blair as two cheeks of the same arse.