Artemis Quotations

I hate you! (Artemis) Don’t keep saying that, Artie. It’s cruel to get my hopes up. (Acheron)

Radomosity, thought Artemis. And he felt like weeping.

But even though there were plenty of teeth in the grin, there was no heart.

Trust me. I haven't been wrong yet.

Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.

I don't like lollipops.

Certainly, Doctor. Let's talk about your chair. Victorian?

I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?

Holly, do you trust me?” Holly groaned. “Artemis, don’t ask me that. I just know one of your outrageous plans is coming.” “Do you trust me?” “Yes,” Holly sighed. “I do. More than anyone.

...How was your... eh... trip?” Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. “Um, eventful...