Ass Quotations | Page 4

Thy food is such As hath been belch'd on by infected lungs.

Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell.

Men from children nothing differ.

My cousin's a fool, and thou art another.

I wonder that you will still be talking. Nobody marks you.

Vile worm, thou wast o'erlook'd even in thy birth.

Thou art a Castilian King urinal!

A very scurvy fellow.

Some report a sea-maid spawn'd him; some that he was begot between two stock-fishes. But it is certain that when he makes water his urine is congealed ice.

O faithless coward! O dishonest wretch! Wilt thou be made a man out of my vice?