Booger Quotations

Keep your nose to the grindstone. It sharpens your boogers.

I was just sitting in Target, just getting over my cold. I blew my nose and I see these people looking at me and kind of whispering and pointing. Finally, I went, 'Is everything okay? Did I do something wrong? Do I have a booger on my face and no one's telling me?' I'm just not used to it.

But inside, I'm going, 'Oh my God, is my zipper up? Do I have a booger in my nose?' That's my inner monologue.

I'm scared of boogers. If anyone ever showed me a booger I'd smash their face in.

Every time you walk into a room, it's, like, is there a booger hanging out? Is there a wrinkle here, a gray hair there? It makes you psycho.

I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself.

My God, we've been through (hurricane categories) 1s, 2s and 3s all the time. This booger turned into a 5.

Booger is quick and strong. Real quick and strong.

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

And they're also very good at math, these super boogers, and so they teach Billy the ways of mathematics.