Cable Tv Quotations

There's going to be a new cable-TV channel for dogs. Dogs don't even watch TV. But the schedule came out today. And they've got great shows, like Barks & Recreation and Game of Bones.

The whole cable-TV original programming just changed the nature of television.

On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window

Al Gore announced Tuesday that he plans to launch a 24-hour cable news network for young adults. Gore claims he's been wanting to do this since he invented cable TV in the 1990s.

Contrary to popular cable TV-induced opinion, aerobics have nothing to do with squeezing our body into hideous shiny Spandex, grinning like a deranged orangutan, and doing cretinous steps to debauched disco music.

Cable TV has become where the best actors, writers and directors have gone to work because they are allowed to do character-driven stories.