I'm grateful for a lot of things. One is not being a drunk wreck. Or losing all four limbs in some ridiculous East Village bus accident that I was so destined for.
Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.
One of my life goals is to be a best man. It's a baller position. You get drunk, you make speeches, and you make love to the prettiest bridesmaid. Usually standing from behind.
Well I am still not drunk" I straightened up against the pillows as best I could. "You told me once that if you could still stand up, you weren't drunk." You aren't standing up." he point out. You are.
I used to get drunk in venues after my shows and sign the walls "Ed was here." So if you see that, it was me.
Without you to hold i'll be freezing.
I know you'll never love me like you used to.
Why didn't kill me it never made me stronger at all.
I wanna be drunk when I wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed.
I'll be drunk again to feel a little love.