I got shot in the head by my own guys in my foxhole. And they didn't even give me an honorable death.
Oh, that fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
There's a Chaplain who never visited the front.
My favorite picture is a picture of American soldiers surrounding a guy in a foxhole, Iraqi soldier, and the American guy says, "We're not going to harm you. We're American soldiers."
There are no atheists in foxholes and there are no libertarians in financial crises.
The sermon was based on what he claimed was a well-known fact, that there were no Atheists in foxholes. I asked Jack what he thought of the sermon afterwards, and he said, "There's a Chaplain who never visited the front.
There are no atheists in the foxholes of Bataan...