A lot of things run through your head when you're going in to relieve in a tight spot. One of them was, "Should I spike myself?"
I'm glad I don't play anymore. I could never learn all those handshakes.
Andre Dawson has a bruised knee and is listed as day-to-day. Aren't we all?
The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then pick it up.
Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for U.S. Steel.
Once (Stan) Musial timed your fastball, your infielders were in jeopardy.