I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!!
I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees.
If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?
To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.
Somewhere in the crowd was at least one potential friend who'd understand the fundamental value of goofing off. Because if not, how boring would that be?