No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
The French are funny, sex is funny, and comedies are funny, yet no French sex comedies are funny.
During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else.
Were kisses all the joys in bed, One woman would another wed.
What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.
There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be.