We don't like mystery. You like mystery, 'cause it's not a mystery to you; you know when you're gonna get laid.
I only got into comedy to get laid
I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid?
[Oedipa Maas] awoke at last to find herself getting laid.
At eighty-one, health club-lusting is as close as I'll ever come to getting laid again.
If I don't get laid, I'll sure die trying.
And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?
If I was a sex symbol, I would be getting laid a lot more than I am now.
It's the fastest who gets paid, and it's the fastest who gets laid.
The best thing about being famous is that it makes it easier to get laid.