Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids
The movies are celluloid hemorrhoids. No, worse: They're celluloid Bon Jovi.
The one who swallows cactuses with spines should not complain about hemorrhoids.
I'm sitting on top of the world, and I've got hemorrhoids.
One poll showed that Americans have a higher opinion of witches, the IRS and hemorrhoids than Congress