Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again.
Just keep it simple. When you over-think what you're wearing, that's when wardrobe malfunctions tend to happen.
The greatest malfunction of spirit is to believe things.
There will be no wardrobe malfunction with me. I can promise you that.... I have nothing I will be exposing or taking off.
What is your major malfunction?
I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce.
I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce - my main thrust was the body and its functions and malfunctions - the absurdity of the thing.
There would be no Star Trek unless there were transporter malfunctions.