Midget Quotations

The midget has such a short wheelbase and it is such a momentum car. I'll get out of the sprint car some nights and get into the midget and it feels like something is loose on the midget because it wants to twitch all over. It is fun to test how adaptable you are in a race car from one to the next.

(Of Marilyn Monroe) She was good at being inarticulately abstracted for the same reason that midgets are good at being short

Feels like a midget is hanging from my necklace

When we started seven years ago there were 40-50 kids. Now there are 110. The numbers have been growing every year. We have 30 (at the midget level) this year and that is the most we have ever had.

>in divination< Harry: Wait, I've got two neptunes, that cant be right!Ron: >imitating professor trelwany< Ahh! Two neptunes is a sure sign a midget in glasses is being born!

I'd like to see it become a program like Aspen's where they have a Midget Major A team as well as a high school team. It is basically the same team, but they just play different schedules.

George Bush hates midgets.

He looked like a midget standing next to it.

Helping these aspiring, talented USAC Ford Focus Midget drivers realize their dream is what this national championship is all about. This event will bring the best-of-the-best together for two days of very competitive, hard fought competition with one driver coming out on top.

Nine Racing will run a selected number of the remaining 2005 USAC races under the Ford banner, ... however, we'll have a different driver, or drivers, in our cockpit. I am saddened by Bobby's departure as our goal this year was to win another Midget Championship with him, but I understand his decision and wish both his father and him much success in the future.