I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is.
My girlfriend has been the ice.
My career is my girlfriend.
My girlfriend doesn't think I'm funny at all.
I've stayed good friends with most of my girlfriends.
I don't date my girlfriend because she's a model. I date her because I love her.
I love my girlfriend to bits. I'd never do anything to hurt her.
I never broke up with my girlfriends, they broke up with me.
What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant.
I love getting a smile out of my girlfriend - that makes me feel like I'm seen, or heard.