One side sticks to the facts, and the other side is close to playing with its poop.
Everybody looks at their poop.
Going into therapy doesn't guarantee poop on toast.
Ram it up your poop chute.
The great thing about having a bunch of kids is that they just remind you that you're the person who takes them to go poop. That's who you are!
The fact that Gene Weingarten and I and Bathroom Inventory are now part of some kind of Matrix of Poop strongly suggests that the Pulitzer is not what it once was.
I'll eat a nugget of my own poop for 20 bucks. I'll pay you 20 bucks and I'll eat it.
I poop in the backyard... I wear disposable diapers.
If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop.
I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can't help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out.