I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9.
Please be informed, there is a Santa Claus.
I don't really miss God but I sure miss Santa Claus!
God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat.
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates.
I thought you were all-seeing.” All-knowing, not all-seeing!” he snapped. “I’m a God, not Santa Claus!
Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.
Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane!
The Santa Claus principle liquidates itself.