Put two things together which have never been put together before, and some schmuck will buy it.
It’s the downside of a family business: anything good is because I’m somebody’s son; otherwise, I’m a schmuck.
The Eskimos have four hundred words for snow, and the Jewshave four hundred for schmuck.
Everyone said to Vincent van Gogh, "You can't be a great painter, you only have one ear." And you know what he said? "I can't hear you.