Being a Scotsman, I wear a skirt quite a lot, but we're allowed. I have an incredibly loud Hawaiian shirt that's pink and a particularly disgusting turquoise, but I just wear it on days when I'm in a strange mood.
Sometimes I think I'm better remembered for the Skins skirt than for winning the Players.
A woman knows a skirt-chaser.
It's a shame that we cannot tell the spectators our positions, but the one who was giving away their position would be at a disadvantage to the others who could skirt around any slow patches or push extra hard to keep up with the pace of the others.
Above all, we must forgive the unhappy souls who have elected to make the pilgrimage on foot, who skirt the shore and look uncomprehendingly upon the horror of the struggle, the joy of victory, the profound hopelessness of the vanquished
When women take off their corsets and heighten their skirts it always means high inflation and low morals.
Bankrupt companies are entitled to due process. But they can't use bankruptcy to skirt the process by which they're held accountable to regulatory bodies, particularly when there might be criminal conduct involved.
Somehow, they have been able to skirt that.
My skirt with tears is always wet - I have forgotten to forget
My skirt fell off on stage during a performance of Hairspray on Broadway, revealing my fat suit over my own natural fat suit. I turned to the audience and said, 'Now you know why I spent six years in a square.'