It's a bit like telling a three-pack-a-day smoker to give up one cigarette a day.
I really miss my grill. If I had my smoker right now, I'd smoke anything, maybe even squirrel. If you haven't had smoked meat, you haven't had meat.
This year, we'll be holding the smoker a little later in the evening then we did last year.
So when I did 'The Mark', I had this analyst who needed a shave, his sleeves were rolled up, he was a chain smoker and a coffee drinker.
Id rather kiss a mad cow on the muzzle than a smoker on the mouth.
It turned out I had always been a smoker. I just hadn't had any cigarettes.
There are no ugly cigars, only ugly smokers.
If a smoker blows air on a white handkerchief, he will find yellow spots on it. This is a sign of disease. Smoking leads to cancer. Drinking is a demonic quality. It makes you intoxicated and to forget yourself. Consuming non-vegetarian food is also a bad quality.
I was a smoker for about 20 years.
I'm a pretty decent cook. I like to grill. I have a smoker that I love. I love me some steak. And I'll make a huge salad with a ton of vegetables.