Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.
Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow.
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he’s called the Stig.
In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out how it handled. Usually when one of their customers wrote to the factory complaining about how dead he was.
I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.
It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig's bottom
I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?
Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?
I rang up Jay Kay, who's got one, and said: 'Can we borrow yours?' and he said, 'Yeah, if I can borrow your daughter, because it amounts to the same thing.'
Some say he isn’t machine washable, and all his potted plants are called ‘Steve’. All we know is he’s called the Stig.