You can count on time for two things. One is that it will pass. The other is that it will never shut up.
Only two things ever stop the government from doing anything: money and politics
I grasped two things: I wasn't as happy as I could be, and my life wasnt going to change unless I made it change.
If you have a choice of two things and can't decide, take both.
Two things are always the same the dance and war.
Two things that can never be contained? Velociraptors and zombies.
Most of us can easily do two things at once; what's all but impossible is to do one thing at once.
Saying and doing are two things.
You can't suffer over two things at once.
There are only two things that are absolute realities, love and knowledge, and you can't escape them.
Not dead-dying. Funny how two things could be so similar and yet so far apart
I have to do two things at once or I get tired.
There are two things worth living for, one is a good cigar, the other is a better one.
There are only two things in the world: nothing and semantics.
Two things everybody's got tuh do fuh theyselves. They got tuh go tuh God, and they got tuh find out about livin' fuh theyselves.
Everything that exists in your life, does so because of two things: something you did or something you didn't do.
PUSH, n. One of the two things mainly conducive to success, especially in politics. The other is Pull.
There are two things losers say: 'I can't do it' and 'I can't afford it.
There are only two things you can invest: Time & Money. Of the two, Time is more important.
You can only do two things with your life: give it away or throw it away.
There are only two things that the liberals don't understand: the things that change and the things that don't.