Undies Quotations

I now know how to walk around properly in my undies. People would keep telling me to push my tits out! I also now know how to use a whip on people without causing bruising.

Anytime anyone compliments me on my figure, I'm wearing my Spanx undies.

I have loads of underwear, but only wear the bras because I never wear knickers.

I keep my undies in the icebox!