I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera.
I know other estate agencies who used to go round with a vase of fake flowers in the back of the car. But it got a bit obvious when the same flowers kept turning up in all the details.
My unusual beauty tip is that I often use Vaseline to take my make up off. It works great and is good for sensitive skin.
What we have to do is increase the amount of water from the vase solution to the flower. If we can get these things right, we're going to do a lot better.
Driving a Porsche in London is like bringing a Ming vase to a football game.
If it's red, French, costs too much, and tastes like the water that's left in the vase after the flowers have died and rotted, it's probably Burgundy.
If you can imagine a man having a vasectomy without anesthetic to the sound of frantic sitar-playing, you will have some idea of what popular Turkish music is like.
She's a rare vase, out of a cat's reach, on its shelf.
Break a vase, and the love that reassembles the fragments is stronger than that love which took its symmetry for granted when it was whole.
Not true at all. Vaseline is manufactured right here in the United States.